Nobody knew why they came or what they wanted before it was too late. Some said they were sweet, as they sacrificed themselves for our smoothies. A cunning misdirection from our tropical adversary, taking our eyes off their bigger plan. They dropped their army of juicy fibrous units, we were caught off guard. Nobody knew they were coming for our pizza! Invasion!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length (cm) | 64.00 | 67.00 | 69.00 | 71.00 | 72.00 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 41.00 | 43.00 | 47.00 | 50.00 | 56.00 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length (inches) | 25.20 | 26.38 | 27.17 | 27.95 | 28.35 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16.14 | 16.93 | 18.50 | 19.69 | 22.05 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, like colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |